WTF doesn't even remotely sum this up but it's the closest I can think of. Because I can't think of much else after this brain-diarrhoea.
See, I thought it cool getting all the free stuff into my e-book reader. Many websites offer free copies of books which open series to attract readers. So I naturally downloaded all the books with vampires in them and now I have to suffer for my ill decisions. Fortunately the stuff is always short so I don't suffer that much.
I take back all the insults I've ever given to the erotica and romance books for lacking substance or depth because obviously I had no experience with such things until now.
This short story or whatever it is just seems wrong. There is no plot whatsoever, it's filled with extra cheesy dialogues (like, two or something) and and there is nothing more to say because the rest is pure porn. Honestly, someone just described a short video you can see at some adult web page. Because really, there is a counselor, a girl comes in to tell him about being a vampire and next thing you know they are jumping each other's bones.
The book is not entertaining, the spoken part is absurd, the plot went away when it saw the author's intentions, the writing style is that of a horny teenager, and it doesn't even get you warmed up if that was the intention.
GENRE: porn
FANGS OUT: nope, nothing's going out for thisFANGS RETRACTING: very very very badly written
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