I'm so enjoying these shitty pieces of literature. At first I thought it a waste of my time and resources but now when I started to focus on the clichés I'm having fun.
This pointless piece says nothing of the vampire universe it is set in since there is just the description of one vampire's defloration. The master vampire who does it only keeps saying she must be trained in these things because she will do it often (and later it is revealed that she has to bang a guy before she makes him her dinner, like WTF?!). Totally logical if you ask me :-D=. And somehow the question of virgin vampire series stands out in my mind - does the hymen grow back to vampires since it's a series and she's been taken care of in the first volume? Ouch, that's one painful eternity.
Again, this should be porn but it is so funny when someone's appendage is suddenly replaced by "meat stick" and goes to places :-D=. Meat stick? Really? :-D= I've read a lot of names for it but this one is the funniest so far.
You can guess I didn't like the book much but for the unintentional entertainment I'm gonna be lenient. Because.. Well, no... Even porn can be written in a better way I guess. Never seen it but I believe it is out there. This was just so weird in a bad way.
Oh, and at the end of it the author asks for a review, so you are welcome Mr or Ms Matthew, here you have it. I just googled the author and clicked on the official page to find out the gender of the writer (though I suspect a woman) while the red warning sign from my antivirus appeared telling me I'd get a Trojan horse if I continued to that page. Just awesome. These reviews are getting better and better! I can get virtual crabs from all of that stuff :-D=.
GENRE: porn with meat sticks
FANGS OUT: well, if you like meat sticks...FANGS RETRACTING: Well, what do you expect? Go watch something on an adult site and you'll be spared stupid thoughts the protagonists have.
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