Aug 21, 2014

Count Dracula: The Original Vampire Diaries



All right, there is a book which is supposedly written by Count Dracula himself. In this book he writes about his daily chores, includes pictures and posters and basically lets us peek into his mind. Have I mentioned it’s written in an accent? Yup, your eyeballs aren’t playing tricks on you. There are certain words you surely don’t encounter in English and things such as “window” are more likely to be written (and said aloud) as “vindow”.
The Count leads an interesting life and has a quite masochistic crush on Buffy. He designs his own capes, organizes anonymous meetings, stuggles as every child with his mother etc.
To sum this up, you will read this book in one sitting. It includes tons of pictures so there aren’t that many words to read. It’s hilarious, though. I loved it.

GENRE: allegedly real diary

FANGS OUT: gives you the infamously sexy laughter lines

FANGS RETRACTING: don’t know why the Count skips into German – shouldn’t he use Romanian?

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