Wow, winter holidays are almost over and my
initial thought of writing some extra articles (as I thought I would have more
time) vanished and I am happy to write at least one. I suck, I know but worse
things happen...
I remember back in the day discovering Black Dagger
Brotherhood series by Ward and thinking: “Omg, the sex scenes! There are so
many, I’m reading porn!” and later I started grabbing all those books marked as
“romance” which became since that time on my code for porn. Little did I know that
those were really just romances with something hot to spice them up a little
because when I got to this book, I finally understood the difference between
romance and erotica or what they call it.
I mean, in romance books, the author always
waits till at least page 100 to get the people intimate. Before that page, they
get to know each other (within a week or so) and then they make love, realize
they are soul mates, and eventually they get married and get down to the
reproduction road (that usually takes them another week). In erotica, however,
people get down to business the moment they meet. Or in this case, they are “plagued”
by sensual dreams so that when they finally meet it’s like they already know
each other.
The story (there really is plot) takes place in
the 19th century and basically reveals some more troubles poor
vampires have when there are two of them and they want the same woman. Result?
Why not share... The whole series (I think) is about a woman getting both the
yummy guys she wants, so if you find this idea just too preposterous, don’t
read it. There is a longer storyline about vampires/slayers and how the
monsters are kinda OK while the slayer society has some rotten pieces inside
but that is really superficial because the main focus is on the woman saving
the two guys she wants to have fun with.
So, this is what the porn for women looks like.
It’s not visual because we are creatures focusing on our emotions prior to the
visuals. It’s hot, it’s entertaining, and
they are gonna get married and have kids, because nothing screams marital
stability like ménage a trois put together in record time.
GENRE: DP PORN
FANGS OUT: it's nice if your are into this kind of thing
FANGS RETRACTING: I want more action and complicated plot because there simply isn't enough about the hunter society
TOTAL SCORE:
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